by Charles Platt

A local dickhead who’s finished exams has failed to read room today, posting an aggravating message in a group chat.

Karl Pratt, a local part-time law student, posted a message to the group chat “Boner Boyz For Life: 2 Horny to Live 2 caked up 2 di” (sic) which is largely comprised of full time students, most of whom are still in the throes of exams.

The message was short, simply reading “beers?”, but in the tense diplomatic situation of exam block, it was enough to cause an incident.

“What does this c*nt think we’re doing” said one of the other group chat members on the condition of anonymity. “He’s doing 2 subjects maximum per semester, and one of them this sem was a fucking comms unit. Now fuck off, I have shit to do”.

It is understood that the response received on the chat itself was more polite, but still curt. Pratt is understood to have relayed the same message to another group chat comprised largely of old schoolmates (comprised of a council gardener, a warehouse worker, and some c*nt who works for his mum) and received a warmer reception.

The incident comes mere weeks before the important LetsGetRekt summit, with the faux pas only adding to tensions in the lead up. Karl was unavailable for comment, as he’s currently in a suburban pub.