By Harry Bass

General commentators have labelled QUT’s Gardens Point campus as ‘unsinkable’ today as further flooding lashes Brisbane following bad ex, tropical cyclone Alfred.

The applause for the University’s state of the art waterproof doors has completely silenced concerns about whether the campus has enough lifeboats to accommodate all students or if the ‘engineering students and children first’ policy would actually be adhered to in a time of crisis.

Regardless, you can guarantee that if the worst was to happen, a group of unmoved law students would diligently moot on as they went down with the ship-I mean campus.

More to come