Controversy has erupted at the QUTLS Annual General Meeting this past Sunday with the George Street Journal’s CEO (Chief Editing Officer) Harry Bass using the 5 allocated minutes to make an unplanned announcement.

Specifically, that the George Street Journal has been rebranded as ‘George’ to create better synergy with shareholder value capabilities and to enhance front-loading capacity. The speech also announced a successful 600 million dollar capital raise from a clandestine IPO involving 5 million George shareholders, 3 of which, are shady sovereign wealth funds.

Not much else was said about the future of George other than that it will involve AI and “placing our customers at the heart of everything we do”.

The once small satirical offshoot of the Creativity Portfolio now dwarfs the entire QUTLS budget, much to the chagrin of QUTLS Treasurer Ethan Lee Hang, who’s QUTLS 2025 profits were woefully overshadowed.

(Unless not already apparent this is satire and not an accurate depiction of what occurred at the QUTLS AGM this Sunday).

More to come.